The Time To Save Is Now. When

I Never Expected To See The Day When Girls Would Get Sunburned In The Places They Now Do.

Money And Women Are The Most Sought After And The Least Known About Of Any Two Things We Have.

I Am Just An Old Country Boy In A Big Town Trying To Get Along. I Have Been Eating Pretty Regular And The Reason I Have Been Is Because I Have Stayed An Old Country Boy.

Government Investigations Have Always Contributed More To Our Amusement Than They Have To Our Knowledge.

Candidates Have Been Telling You That If Elected They Would 'pull You From This Bog Hole Of Financial Misery.' Now Is A Good Chance To Get Even With 'em, By Electing 'em, Just To Prove What A Liar They Are.