The Sun Was In Mind To Come

I'm A Communist By Day And A Catholic As Soon As It Gets Dark.

I Have A Total Irreverence For Anything Connected With Society Except That Which Makes The Roads Safer, The Beer Stronger, The Food Cheaper And The Old Men And Old Women Warmer In The Winter And Happier In The Summer.

Scream At God If That's The Only Thing That Will Get Results.

All Publicity Is Good, Except An Obituary Notice.

I Think Weddings Are Sadder Than Funerals, Because They Remind You Of Your Own Wedding. You Can't Be Reminded Of Your Own Funeral Because It Hasn't Happened. But Weddings Always Make Me Cry.