The Sound Principle Of A Topsy-turvy Lifestyle

Truth Is A Clumsy Servant That Breaks The Dishes While Washing Them.

The Difference Between Psychiatrists And Other Mentally Disturbed People Is Something Like The Relationship Between Concave And Convex Madness.

Progress Celebrates Victories Over Nature. Progress Makes Purses Out Of Human Skin. When People Were Traveling In Mail Coaches, The World Got Ahead Better Than It Does Now That Salesmen Fly Through The Air. What Good Is Speed If The Brain Has Oozed Out On The Way? How Will The Heirs Of This Age Be Taught The Most Basic Motions That Are Necessary To Activate The Most Complicated Machines? Nature Can Rely On Progress; It Will Avenge It For The Outrage It Has Perpetrated On It.

Many Women Would Like To Dream With Men Without Sleeping With Them. Someone Should Point Out To Them That This Is Utterly Impossible.

Democracy Divides People Into Workers And Loafers. It Makes No Provision For Those Who Have No Time To Work.