The Secret To Success Is To Offend

If You Injure Your Neighbour, Better Not Do It By Halves.

Leisure May Be Defined As Free Activity, Labor As Compulsory Activity. Leisure Does What It Likes, Labor Does What It Must, The Compulsion Being That Of Nature, Which In These Latitudes Leaves Men No Choice Between Labor And Starvation.

I Find It Easy To Forgive The Man Who Invented A Devilish Instrument Like Dynamite, But How Can One Ever Forgive The Diabolical Mind That Invented The Nobel Prize In Literature?

You'll Never Have A Quiet World Till You Knock The Patriotism Out Of The Human Race.

We Learn From Experience That Men Never Learn Anything From Experience.