The Secret To Success Is To Offend

The Road To Ignorance Is Paved With Good Editors.

Animals Are My Friends... And I Don't Eat My Friends.

An Idea That No One Believes Can Not Be Proved Too Often.

When It Comes To The Point, Really Bad Men Are Just As Rare As Really Good Ones.

A Married Man Forms Married Habits And Becomes Dependent On Marriage Just As A Sailor Becomes Dependent On The Sea.