The Secret To Success Is To Offend

The Educated Man Is A Greater Nuisance Than The Uneducated One.

We Should All Be Obliged To Appear Before A Board Every Five Years And Justify Our Existence... On Pain Of Liquidation.

While We Ourselves Are The Living Graves Of Murdered Animals, How Can We Expect Any Ideal Living Conditions On This Earth?

It Is Necessary For The Welfare Of Society That Genius Should Be Privileged To Utter Sedition, To Blaspheme, To Outrage Good Taste, To Corrupt The Youthful Mind, And Generally To Scandalize One's Uncles.

Do Not Do Unto Others As You Expect They Should Do Unto You. Their Tastes May Not Be The Same.