The Secret To Editing Your Work Is

When I Was 21 I Wanted To Write Like Kafka. But, Unfortunately For Me, I Wrote Like A Script Editor For The Simpsons Who'd Briefly Joined A Religious Cult And Then Discovered Foucault. Such Is Life.

You Can Feel Bad... I Mean, That's Not Illegal.

It's Difficult To Tell The Truth About How A Book Begins. The Truth, As Far As It Can Be Presented To Other People, Is Either Wholly Banal Or Too Intimate.

The Novel Leads You Places That You Never Could Have Gotten To Otherwise.

The Lack Of Alternatives To An Illegal Action Does Not Legitimise That Action.