The S&p Is Up 343.8 Percent For

I Don't Know Anyone Who Said On Their Deathbed: 'gee, I Wish I'd Spent More Time At The Office.'

Charts Are Great For Predicting The Past.

When Even The Analysts Are Bored, It's Time To Start Buying.

When People Discover They Are No Good At Baseball Or Hockey, They Put Away Their Bats And Their Skates And They Take Up Amateur Golf Or Stamp Collecting Or Gardening. But When People Discover They Are No Good At Picking Stocks, They Are Likely To Continue To Do It Anyway.

If You Hope To Have More Money Tomorrow Than You Have Today, You've Got To Put A Chunk Of Your Assets Into Stocks. Sooner Or Later, A Portfolio Of Stocks Or Stock Mutual Funds Will Turn Out To Be A Lot More Valuable Than A Portfolio Of Bonds Or Cds Or Money-market Funds.