The Russians Have Fixed World Chess.

I Am Not Today, Nor Have I Ever Been A Jew, And As A Matter Of Fact, I Am Uncircumcised.

I Love The Game - And I Hate The Russians Because They've Almost Ruined It. They Only Risk The Title When They Have To, Every Three Years. They Play For Draws With Each Other But Play To Win Against The Western Masters. Draws Make For Dull Chess, Wins Make For Fighting Chess.

I Like To Make Them Squirm.

There's No One Alive I Can't Beat.

Nobody Has Single-handedly Done More For The Us Image Than Me...