The Rolling Stones Reunited For A Twenty-fifth

I Would Love To Stay At Snl Forever. But You Can't Stay In The Same Place. People Think You're A Loser.

With The Ambitious, The Failure Of One Expedient Is The Suggestion Of Another; But With The Irresolute, Defeat Usually Occasions Abandonment Of Purpose.

I'm Thankful For Women. I Think Women Are More Intelligent Than Men. Also, Without Women, There Would Be No Cookies.

We Are Often Less Grieved At Disappointments Than At Ourselves For Having Said Much Concerning The Certainty Of Our Expectations.

I've Been Offered Political Shows Before, And I Don't Know Anything About Politics And I Feel Uncomfortable Making Political Opinions - There's Consequences To Them. I Often Think I'm Wrong, So I Really Don't Like Getting In Political Or Religious Discussions Because Of The Giant Possibility That I Might Be Wrong.