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A Pessimist Sees Problems In Opportunities Whereas An Optimist Sees Opportunities In Problems.

By Swallowing Evil Words Unsaid, No One Has Ever Harmed His Stomach.

Success Consists Of Going From Failure To Failure Without Loss Of Enthusiasm.

I Gather, Young Man, That You Wish To Be A Member Of Parliament. The First Lesson That You Must Learn Is, When I Call For Statistics About The Rate Of Infant Mortality, What I Want Is Proof That Fewer Babies Died When I Was Prime Minister Than When Anyone Else Was Prime Minister. That Is A Political Statistic.

It Is Not Open To The Cool Bystander . . . To Set Himself Up As An Impartial Judge Of Events Which Would Never Have Occurred Had He Outstretched A Helping Hand In Time.