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Don't Expect Others To Do Your Work For You.

The Most Successful Column Is One That Causes The Reader To Throw Down The Paper In A Peak Of Fit.

Nobody Stands Taller Than Those Willing To Stand Corrected.

When Articulation Is Impossible, Gesticulation Comes To The Rescue.

Remember To Never Split An Infinitive. The Passive Voice Should Never Be Used. Do Not Put Statements In The Negative Form. Proofread Carefully To See If You Words Out. And Don't Start A Sentence With A Conjugation.