The Republican Establishment Cringe At The Very

I'm Just Warning You Here: Don't Anybody Ask About The President's Religion! Don't Even Get Close To Going There. Don't Do It. That Is A Forbidden Area. You Cannot Even Ask About It.

See, I Am The Mayor Of Realville, And Science Is Not Up To A Vote. It Either Is Or Isn't. Whatever It Is, It Is Or Isn't, But It's Not Up To A Vote. Global Warming Doesn't Exist Because A "consequences Of Scientists" Agree. Manmade Global Warming Either Is Happening Or It Isn't, But It Isn't Up To A Vote. But It Is Being Presented To You As A Consequences Of Scientists. Therefore, The Science Is Not Settled. Besides That, We All Know That It's A Hoax Now. It's Just Some People Don't Want To Accept That, But It Is.

Getting Reelected Is The Most Important Job Every Senator Thinks He Has.

The Dirty Little Secret, Folks, Is Obama Is Not Only For Occupying Wall Street. He Also Wants To Occupy Main Street.

You Can Keep Raising It, But At Some Point, Everybody Who Believes In A Minimum Wage Will Say, "no, Wait A Minute. That's Too Much," And At That Point, You Have Demonstrated That That There's No Market Relationship. You're Just Talking Emotion. You're Just Talking "fairness." You're Just Talking Being Nice, And That's Not How The Market Works. People Aren't Paid A Wage Because They're Being Nice To, Or Because It's Fair. In The Market, The Market Rules.