The Real Love For Somebody Comes From

A Hen's Egg Is, Quite Simply, A Work Of Art, A Masterpiece Of Design And Construction With, It Has To Be Said, Brilliant Packaging!

I Cannot For The Life Of Me Understand What The Minister Of Transport Does Every Day. He Goes To The Office At 9am And Leaves At 5pm And The Traffic In London Is Still Horrendous.

I Cheated At School. I Remember On One Occasion I Wrote Some History Dates In Pen On My Leg. So When There Was A Question Like 'what Year Did That Happen?', I'd Lift My Skirt Up And Have A Look.

My Agent, Debbie, Saying, 'don't Get Involved In Advertising.' She Gets So Many Calls A Day About Me Promoting A Product, But I Am Really Pleased I Have Never Gone Down That Route. I Don't Want Somebody Else To Make A Saucepan With My Name On It.

The Thing I Can't Resist Is A Pork Pie. That's My Idea Of A Lovely Treat.