The Reading Public Isn't Born That Doesn't

I Don't Envy Or Much Respect People Who Are Completely Politicised.

You Can Be A Polish American, Or An Arab American, Or A Greek American But You Can't Be English American. Why Not?

Well, To The People Who Pray For Me To Not Only Have An Agonising Death, But Then Be Reborn To Have An Agonising And Horrible Eternal Life Of Torture, I Say, 'well, Good On You. See You There.'

To Remember Friendship Is To Recall Those Conversations That It Seemed A Sin To Break Off

In A Pyongyang Restaurant, Don't Ever Ask For A Doggie Bag.