The Poor Have The Same Basic Pleasures

Happiness Is Like The Penny Candy Of Our Youth: We Got A Lot More For Our Money Back When We Had No Money.

Desire Is In Men A Hunger, In Women Only An Appetite.

A Love That Lasts For Twenty Years May Be Better Than Love, But It Isn't Love.

Philosophy Teaches A Man That He Can't Take It With Him; Taxes Teach Him He Can't Leave It Behind Either.

Good-looking Girls Break Hearts, And Goodhearted Girls Mend Them.