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People Think I Have An Interesting Walk. Hell, I'm Just Trying To Hold My Gut In.

I've Still Got The Same Attitude I Had When I Started. I Haven't Changed Anything But My Underwear.

How Do I Keep Fit? I Lay Down A Lot.

Sure I Was Glad To See John Wayne Win The Oscar I'm Always Glad To See The Fat Lady Win The Cadillac On Tv, Too.

There Just Isn't Any Pleasing Some People. The Trick Is To Stop Trying.