The Past Is Ignorant Of The Present.

As Every Cockroach Knows, Thriving On Poisons Is The Secret Of Success.

My Ambition In Life: To Become Successful Enough To Resume My Career As A Neurasthenic.

Consciousness Is Our Only Reprieve From Time.

My Father Liked To Moralize, And So Do I. But He Was In Earnest, While I Am Embarrassed And Pretend That I Am Merely Being Witty.

Conscience Is The Moralized Form Of Self-absorption.