The Parent Who Could See His Boy

It's A Lie, But Heaven Will Forgive You For It.

The Minute A Man Is Convinced He Is Interesting, He Isn't.

Humor May Be Defined As The Kindly Contemplation Of The Incongruities Of Life, And The Artistic Expression Thereof.

Hockey Captures The Essence Of Canadian Experience In The New World. In A Land So Inescapably And Inhospitably Cold, Hockey Is The Chance Of Life, And An Affirmation That Despite The Deathly Chill Of Winter We Are Alive.

In Earlier Times They Had No Statistics And So They Had To Fall Back On Lies. Hence The Huge Exaggerations Of Primitive Literature, Giants, Miracles, Wonders! It's The Size That Counts. They Did It With Lies And We Do It With Statistics: But It's All The Same.