The Other Night I Was Playing Twister

There Are Very Few Songs About Just Liking Someone As A Friend.

I'm Always Excited To Try Something I Haven't Done.

I Saw A Dog Wearing A Sweater And I Thought That Looked Ridiculous 'cause Dogs Don't Have Arms. If You're Going To Put Clothes On The Dog, You Should Put Two Pairs Of Pants On It.

I Can Tell How Lonely I Am By How Easily I'm Fooled By A Mannequin In A Store.

I Never Give Anyone Just One Congratulation. Congratulations Are Always Plural. They Are Similar To Grapes.