The Only Way To Entertain Some Folks

The Safe Way To Double Your Money Is To Fold It Over Once And Put It In Your Pocket.

The Fellow That Owns His Own Home Is Always Just Coming Out Of A Hardware Store.

Honesty Pays, But It Doesn't Seem To Pay Enough To Suit Some People.

Litigation: A Form Of Hell Whereby Money Is Transferred From The Pockets Of The Proletariat To That Of Lawyers.

If You Haven't Seen Your Wife Smile At A Traffic Cop, You Haven't Seen Her Smile Her Prettiest.