The Only Way Liberals Win National Elections

Being A Conservative Union Member Is Almost Like Being An Actor In Hollywood: You Don't Dare Say It, Or You Might Be Injured On The Job, Or You Might Be Laid Off, Or Your Family Might Have Something Happen To Them.

I'm Just Warning You Here: Don't Anybody Ask About The President's Religion! Don't Even Get Close To Going There. Don't Do It. That Is A Forbidden Area. You Cannot Even Ask About It.

We've Elected An Untested Prima Donna, Zero, Zilch, Nada Experience, And It's Coming Home To Roost, Clear For One And All To See, And The Guy Thinks He's Better And Smarter Than Everybody Else, Is An Aristocrat, An Elitist, And Is Hell-bent On Getting Even With Whatever He Thinks The Grievances Of America Have Been In The Past. Barack Obama Equals Politics Of Grievance. He Has Rallied An Entire Nation Against Him, And, Believe Me, It's A Larger Number Of People Than You Would Ever Know, Because The Media Of Course Is Not Portraying These Numbers Accurately.

I Never Turn On The News Over The Weekend, Short Of A Nuclear Detonation Somewhere. I Just Don't. I Don't Learn Anything From It Anymore.

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