The Only Thing Wrong With Christianity Is

Never Give Up On Something That You Can't Go A Day Without Thinking About.

My Rule Of Life Prescribed As An Absolutely Sacred Rite Smoking Cigars And Also The Drinking Of Alcohol Before, After And If Need Be During All Meals And In The Intervals Between Them.

Science Burrows Its Insulted Head In The Filth Of Slaughterous Inventions.

I Was Not The Lion, But It Fell To Me To Give The Lion's Roar.

The Most Dangerous Moment Of The War, And The One Which Caused Me The Greatest Alarm, Was When The Japanese Fleet Was Heading For Ceylon And The Naval Base There. The Capture Of Ceylon, The Consequent Control Of The Indian Ocean, And The Possibility At The Same Time Of A German Conquest Of Egypt Would Have Closed The Ring And The Future Would Have Been Black.