The Only Thing I'm Allergic To Is

Maybe I'm Like Acts Of Congress Or Your Favorite Chinese Restaurant - You Don't Really Want To Know What's Going On Behind The Door. I'm A Real Study In Contrast, I Expect, Looking From Without. But It Adds Up To What You Get On Stage.

He Who Knows How Will Always Work For He Who Knows Why.

If You Subtracted All Of The Great Artists Who Never Drank, Who Never Went To Excess, You Wouldn't Have Any More Art Left. What Kind Of Poem Are You Gonna Get Out Of A Glass Of Iced Tea?

I Used To Jog But The Ice Cubes Kept Falling Out Of My Glass.

I'm Not Conceited. Conceit Is A Fault And I Have No Faults.