The Only Rumors Worth Listening To Have

Don't You Touch Me Again. I Will Knock You Out, Junior!

Comedy Is Commitment And Playing A Character And Falling Into The Role, And I've Been Doing That Since I Was 19 Years Old.

Will You Please Shut The Hell Up!?

I've Got News For You... Both Those Idiots [al Snow And The Rock] Aren't Your Friends! They Hate You! Everybody Hates You! All The People At Home, All These People In The Arena Hate You, And Most Importantly, Y2j Hates You!

If Shakespeare Was Alive Today, He'd Be Writing Wrestling Shows.