The Only Reason For Being Young Is

Reading To Small Children Is A Specialty.

There Are Two Kinds Of Writers; The Great Ones Who Can Give You Truths, And The Lessor Ones, Who Can Only Give You Themselves.

I Think We Must Quote Whenever We Feel That The Allusion Is Interesting Or Helpful Or Amusing.

The Adjective Is The Banana Peel Of The Parts Of Speech.

Muhammad Ali: Superman Don't Need No Seat Belt. Flight Attendant: Superman Don't Need No Airplane, Either.