The Only Place That I'd Be Worried

I Think There Are Three Types Of Actors. There Are The Ones That Do The Ego Thing, Which Is "i'm Never Going To Look Bad In A Movie, Ever." This Is Mostly The Action Film Dudes, Like, "nah, Hell No. He Ain't Punchin' Me! I'd Whoop His Ass!"

I Don't Want People Thinking Of Me Sexually. I Don't Want People To Be Like, 'she's Hot-looking,' You Know? I Want Them To Listen To Me For What I Am Saying. And I Think The Best Way To Do That Is To Sniff My Armpits, And Like, Sit And Burp Every Now And Then. It Just Completely Throws People Off. I Had A Couple Of Offers To Do Some Hot Scenes In The Shower With Some Guy And To Make It Real Hot And Sexy. The Next Thing You Know, I'd Be The Next J.lo Or Something. But That's Easy. I Want It The Hard Way.

I Just Want That Unconditional Love, The Kind You Get With A Family Member. You Might Get Lucky Enough To Find That Unconditional Love In A Friend Or A Lover, But It's Very Rare. So If I Ever Have A Kid, It'd Be So That I Could Look In Those Eyes And Know That This Child Is A Piece Of Me And Will Love Me The Same Way I Love, But I Think That's Selfish Of Me.

There Was A Lot Of Drama In School Because, Well, People Have Problems At Home And They Take It Out On Their Friends In School. Trying To Impress People, They Became Bullies. I Hated It Because I Know What It's Like To Be Picked On, And I Never Liked Not Fitting In, Especially Moving Around So Much As A Kid Because I Was An Army Brat. My Dad Was In The Army.

Until They Come Up With An Independent Woman Who's On An Adventure Of Her Own, I Don't Think I'm Interested.