The Only Person Who Acts Sensibly Is

Remember That The Progress Of The World Depends On Your Knowing Better Than Your Elders.

I Was A Cannibal For Twenty-five Years. For The Rest I Have Been A Vegetarian.

I Am Justified. For I Chose Wisdom And The Knowledge Of Good And Evil ; And Now There Is No Evil; And Wisdom And Good Are One. It Is Enough.

The Only Time My Education Was Interrupted Was When I Was In School.

I Find That The Moment I Let A Woman Make Friends With Me, She Becomes Jealous, Exacting, Suspicious, And A Damned Nuisance. I Find That The Moment I Let Myself Make Friends With A Woman, I Become Selfish And Tyrannical.