The Only Non-believer I Encountered Was Oscar

Hollywood, We Decided, Was A Nice Place To Die, But We Wouldn't Want To Live There.

The California Cemeteries Make Dying Sound So Attractive It's A Real Effort To Keep Breathing.

As I Was Saying Before I Was Interrupted ... I Believe The Last Thing I Said Was 'there Must Be A Better Way To Make A Living Than This.' Well, I've Looked - And There Isn't.

It's Almost Impossible To Dislike Me, Because I Do Nothing.

Then There Was The Time In Hollywood When I Sat Down In A Breakaway Chair And It Collapsed On Me. I Was Nearly Knocked Out And Might Have Been Even More Seriously Hurt But My Fall Was Broken By The Smog.