The Only Non-believer I Encountered Was Oscar

Then There Was The Time In Hollywood When I Sat Down In A Breakaway Chair And It Collapsed On Me. I Was Nearly Knocked Out And Might Have Been Even More Seriously Hurt But My Fall Was Broken By The Smog.

The California Cemeteries Make Dying Sound So Attractive It's A Real Effort To Keep Breathing.

It Was Plain To See The Hollywood Undertakers Take Care Of Everything. If You Die You Don't Have To Lift A Finger.

Hollywood, We Decided, Was A Nice Place To Die, But We Wouldn't Want To Live There.

Disneyland Is Such A Big Thing To Californians, I Discovered That When You Cross The Border You Have To Raise Your Right Hand And Take An Oath That You Believe In Walt Disney.