The Only Good Reason To Have Money

(on Warner Brothers) This Studio Has More Suspensions Than The Golden Gate Bridge.

[on The House Un-american Activities Committee] They'll Nail Anyone Who Ever Scratched His Ass During The National Anthem.

Everybody Has Something To Conceal.

An Actor Needs Something To Stabilize His Personality, Something To Nail Down What He Really Is, Not What He Is Currently Pretending To Be.

That's Baseball, And It's My Game. Y' Know, You Take Your Worries To The Game, And You Leave 'em There. You Yell Like Crazy For Your Guys. It's Good For Your Lungs, Gives You A Lift, And Nobody Calls The Cops. Pretty Girls, Lots Of 'em.