The Only Game I Like To Play

Why Should I Care About Posterity? What's Posterity Ever Done For Me?

I Was Going To Thrash Them Within An Inch Of Their Lives, But I Didn't Have A Tape Measure.

I'd Have Liked To Have Gone To Bed With Jean Harlow. She Was A Beautiful Broad. The Fellow Who Married Her Was Impotent And He Killed Himself. I Would Have Done The Same Thing.

Since My Daughter Is Only Half-jewish, Could She Go In The Water Up To Her Knees?

Outside Of A Dog, A Book Is A Man's Best Friend. Inside Of A Dog It's Too Dark To Read.