The One Thing I Think We Learned

This Book Is Dedicated To All Of My Friends Who Helped Me Get To Where I Am Today - You Know Who You Are... And When I Find You I Am Going To Kill You.

Interesting Thing About Being Rich Is Once You Pay Your Taxes, You're Still Rich.

I Was Broke Until I Was 40. Really Broke. I Could Get By, But I Had Nothing. No Health Insurance, So If Something Happened I Was Screwed. I Was Lucky My Parents Had Money And My Brother Was Willing To Support Me For A Long Time. Once I Started Doing Standup, I Had An Income, And That Was Amazing To Me.

Elected Officials Shouldn’t Get To Choose Who Gets To Choose Elected Officials.

You've Got To Be Stupid To Heckle Me - I Am Very Equipped To Win.