The One In The Movie Is Not

I, More Or Less, Love Camping Out, So I Dug It, But I Didn't Enjoy Other People's Pain.

I Bounce Off Four Walls, 24 Hours A Day, Seven Days A Week, Because I Only Sleep Those Four Hours A Day.

I Play A Huge Variety Of Roles

And I Certainly Intend To Direct Someday.

I Don't Drink. I Don't Do Drugs.