The Oboe Sounds Like A Clarinet With

Clarinets, Like Lawyers, Have Cases, Mouthpieces, And They Need A Constant Supply Of Hot Air In Order To Function.

The Essence Of A General's Job Is To Assist In Developing A Clear Sense Of Purpose . To Keep The Junk From Getting In The Way Of Important Things.

I Know [canned Music] Makes Chickens Lay More Eggs And Factory Workers Produce More. But How Much More Can They Get Out Of You On An Elevator?

There Are Three Bachs. Johann, Sebastian And Offen.

I Wish To Thank My Parents For Making It All Possible? And I Wish To Thank My Children For Making It Necessary.