The Next Tory Leader Would Have To

The Difference Between Hitler's Speeches And Churchill's Speeches Was That Hitler Made You Think He Could Do Anything; Churchill Made You Think You Could Do Anything.

There Is Absolutely No One, Apart From Yourself, Who Can Prevent You, In The Middle Of The Night, From Sneaking Down To Tidy Up The Edges Of That Hunk Of Cheese At The Back Of The Fridge.

Nothing Excites Compassion, In Friend And Foe Alike, As Much As The Sight Of You Ker-splonked On The Tarmac With Your Propeller Buried Six Feet Under.

We Need To Look At Our Nannying, Mollycoddled, Politically Correct Culture In My View, Which Stops Kids From Going Out And Playing Competitive Sport. I Also Think We Need To Look At The Shear Fatness Of The Regulations Which Control People Who Want To Help Kids Play Sport.

The Only Reason I Wouldn't Go To Some Parts Of New York Is The Real Risk Of Meeting Donald Trump.