The Naacp Should Have Riot Rehearsals.

Remember, Folks, Every One Of These Republicans In Senate Sees The World Through The Eyes Of The Left. Every One Of These Washington People. They Don't See It Through The Prism Of Their Own Principles And Beliefs. They See The World Through The Eyes Of The Left. They See The Media Criticism That Will Be Forthcoming. They See The Newspaper Headlines. They See What's Gonna Be Said About Them On Cnn And New York Times. That's What They See. That's Their World.

Did You Know That The White House Drug Test Is Multiple Choice?

Hey, Folks, Look At All The Damage That Bill Clinton Has Done To Feminism. First, Oral Sex Is Not Sex Now. You Got A Lewinsky, It Isn't Sex. And Sexual Harassment, You Know What It Used To Be? All You Had To Have For Sexual Harassment Was For A Superior In Your Office To Use His Power To Have His Way With You, No Matter Whether You Wanted It Or Not. Now That's Out The Window. Because We Can't, Of Course, Have Bill Clinton Said To Have Engaged In Sexual Harassment. No Way. Not Gonna Happen.

Diversity For Diversity's Sake Is Nothing More Than Affirmative Action And Can Make No Claim To Being Part Of America's Greatness.

The Media Traditionally Is Simply An Arm Of The Democrat Party That Is Used In Service Of Advancing The Democrat Party Agenda, And The Republicans Haven't Come Up With A Way Of Having A More Engaging, Entertaining Story Because The Republican Story Is Never Anything Other Than, "we Don't Want Democrat X To Have What He Wants."