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Poverty Is A Great Equalizer

I Looked At Her And Tried To Speak, But All I Could Think About Was How Shocked She'd Be If I Said What I Was Thinking.

In My Case, Once You Sell A Lot Of Books And You Are Labeled A Bestselling Author, The Serious Critics Are Never Gonna Say Anything Nice About You.

I Don't Usually Eat Breakfast. I Prefer To Be Asleep During The Hours That It Is Served.

We Cuss Them Because We're Not Good Enough For Them. We Hate Them Because They Wouldn't Look At Us, Couldn't Be Bothered To Give Us An Interview. I Guess There's A Trent & Brent In Every City, In Every Field. I Didn't Make It And I Don't Belong, So I'll Just Go Through Life Hating Them.