The More I Like Me, The Less

Actually, The Books Were Never A Planned Career Path.

I'm Uninterested In Superheroes. I Am Only Interested In Real Stories, Real People, Real Connection.

I Feel Very Positive Where I Never Did Before, And I Think That's All A Direct Result Of Getting Sober.

I Too Was A Little Embarrassed By My Recent Topless 'scandal' And The Subsequent Parodies.

I Don't Have Great Thighs. I Have Very Big Breasts And A Soft, Fatty Little Tummy. And I've Got Back Fat. People Assume That I'm Walking Around In Little Spaghetti-strap Dresses. It's Insidious - Glam Jamie, The Perfect Jamie, The Great Figure, Blah, Blah, Blah. And I Don't Want The Unsuspecting 40-year-old Women Of The World To Think That I've Got It Going On. It's Such A Fraud. And I'm The One Perpetuating It.