The Man Can Only Ride You When

Well, If I Were In Charge, They Would Know That Waterboarding Is How We Baptize Terrorists.

People Know Something Has Gone Terribly Wrong With Our Government And It Has Gotten So Far Off Track. But People Also Know That There Is Nothing Wrong In America That A Good Old-fashioned Election Can't Fix.

Thanksgiving Is For Real Americans Not Indians. We Founded This Christian Nation. Why If It Wasn’t For The God-fearing Pilgrims, The Natives Would Still Be Running Around In Loin Cloths Shooting At Things With Their Arrows.

[donald] Trump And His Trumpeteers, Well, They're Not Conservative Enough.

You Know What? I Didn't Mess Up About Paul Revere... In A Shout-out, Gotcha Type Of Question That Was Asked Of Me, I Answered Candidly. And I Know My American History.