The Love Bird Is One Hundred Percent

Some People Lose All Respect For The Lion Unless He Devours Them Instantly. There Is No Pleasing Some People.

During His Fifteen Years In Italy, Hannibal Never Had Enough Elephants To Suit Him. Most Of The Original Group Succumbed To The Climate, And He Was Always Begging Carthage For More, But The People At Home Were Stingy. They Would Ask If He Thought They Were Made Of Elephants And What Had He Done With The Elephants They Sent Before.

I Only Know That All Is Lost, And That Nothing Can Help Me Unless I Inherit Money, Strike Oil Or Go To Work.

Even As A Child Back In Indiana, Whenever I Took A Butterbelly Off The Hook I Used To Ask Myself, "does This Fish Think?" I Would Even Ask Others, "do You Suppose This Butterbelly Can Think?" And All I Would Get In Reply Was A Look. At The Age Of Eighteen, I Left The State.

The Moral Of The Story Of The Pilgrims Is That If You Work Hard All Your Life And Behave Yourself Every Minute And Take No Time Out For Fun You Will Break Practically Even, If You Can Borrow Enough Money To Pay Your Taxes.