The Local Groceries Are All Out Of

I Think Writer's Block Is Simply The Dread That You Are Going To Write Something Horrible. But As A Writer, I Believe That If You Sit Down At The Keys Long Enough, Sooner Or Later Something Will Come Out.

The First Time I Walked Into A Library, I Got So Excited I Almost Wet My Pants.

Think About Scary Movies: There's A Fine Line Between Horror And Humor.

When I Was A Little Kid, Of Course, I Was Brown All Summer. That's Because I Was Free As A Bird- Nothing To Do But Catch Bugs All Day.

If A Cat Spoke, It Would Say Things Like, 'hey, I Don't See The Problem Here.'