The Illusion Of Perfection Is An Illusion

I Can Be Very Polite, And I Think That People Can Confuse That For All Sorts Of Things... But I'll Take That Over People Assuming That I'm Smart Just Because I'm Short And Rude.

I'd Love To Be A Diva. But I'd Then Have To Send So Many Apology Notes For My Abhorrent Behaviour.

I Have Worked With Some Of The Meanest People In The World. You Can't Do Anything To Intimidate Me.

I Have A Small Child, So The Idea Of Getting Up At 3 A.m. To Train Before A Day Of Shooting... I Just Don't Have It In Me, Although I Have So Much Respect For People Who Do.

I'm Like The Luckiest Girl In The World. I've Gotten To Be A Princess, I've Gotten To Work With The Muppets. A Lot Of My Childhood Dreams About Who I Wanted To Be When I Was A Grown-up, I At Least Get To Play Them In Movies.