The Human Race Likes To Give Itself

I Have Spent My Life Going From Mania To Mania. Somehow It Has All Paid Off.

I Don't Believe In Colleges And Universities. I Believe In Libraries Because Most Students Don't Have Any Money. When I Graduated From High School, It Was During The Depression And We Had No Money. I Couldn't Go To College, So I Went To The Library Three Days A Week For 10 Years.

If You're Reluctant To Weep, You Won't Live A Full And Complete Life.

They Whispered To Caesar That He Was Mortal, Then Sold Daggers At Half-price In The Grand March Sale.

Video Games Are A Waste Of Time For Men With Nothing Else To Do.