The Hottest Year In Global [sic] History

Fall To Your Knees And Thank God For Fox News. Pray For Roger Ailes And Rupert Murdoch. Pray For Them. Pray For Strength And Spine, And Pray That Everybody Involved Has Chicken Salad For Lunch So It Doesn't Clog Anybody's Arteries. Keep Them Going.

America, I'm Gonna Shoot Straight With You, I Think I've Wasted Your Time. I Think This Is The First Time I Have Wasted An Hour Of Your Time. I Apologize For That.

There Are A Lot Of Universities That Are As Dangerous With The Indoctrination Of The Children As Terrorists Are In Iran Or North Korea. We Have Been Setting Up Reeducation Camps. We Call Them Universities.

Political Correctness Doesn't Change Us, It Shuts Us Up.

You Must See Yourself As Guardian, Somebody Who Will Preserve What Is True And Pass It On. Be A Guardian. We Don't Need Militants Or Revolutionaries. We Need Guardians. We Need Leaders.