The Harvest Truly Is Plenteous, But The

If Happiness Is What You’re After, Then You Are Going To Be Let Down Frequently And Be Unhappy Much Of Your Time. Joy, Though, Is Something Else. It’s Not A Choice, Not A Response To Some Result, It Is A Constant. Joy Is “the Feeling We Have From Doing What We Are Fashioned To Do,” No Matter The Outcome.

The "dazed" Fans Are The Best! "dazed" Fans Never Even Want An Autograph Or Nothin'.

I Say To The Paparazzi, 'fellas, Take Your Shot And Go.' It's Just They Usually Find Me On A Beach.

I Had A Fan Who Had A Fictional Relationship With Me. She Wrote Letters To Me And Then Wrote Return Letters To Herself (from Me). In Her Mind, We Were Married And Had Two Children. Her Parents Finally Uncovered This Delusional Life She Was Living And She Got Help.

I've Never Been A Jealous Person, And I've Never Felt Built Up By Someone Else's Failure - That's A Cheap Thrill.