The Hand That Controls The Supper Dish

Those Dreams I Have At Night Are Going To Drive Me Crazy. Last Night I Dreamed That Little Red-haired Girl And I Were Eating Lunch Together... But She's Gone... She's Moved Away, And I Don't Know Where She Lives, And She Doesn't Know I Even Exist, And I'll Never See Her Again... And... I Wish Men Cried.

If I Were A Better Artist, I'd Be A Painter, And If I Were A Better Writer, I'd Write Books.. But I'm Not, So I Draw Cartoons!

The World Is Filled With Unmarried Marriage Counselors.

How Is The Birdhouse Coming Along, Charlie Brown?" "well, I'm A Lousy Carpenter, I Can't Nail Straight, I Can't Saw Straight And I Always Split The Wood... I'm Nervous, I Lack Confidence, I'm Stupid, I Have Poor Taste And Absolutely No Sense Of Design... So, All Things Considered, It's Coming Along Okay!

Nobody Gave Me What I Wanted For My Birthday! Nobody! What Sort Of Presents Do You Call These? New Shoes, A Green Sweater And A Bunch Of Stupid Toys!" "what Were You Expecting?" "real Estate!