The Greatest Virtue Of Man Is Perhaps

The Dog Is A Religious Animal. In His Savage State He Worships The Moon And The Lights That Float Upon The Waters. These Are His Gods To Whom He Appeals At Night With Long-drawn Howls.

A Woman Without Breasts Is Like A Bed Without Pillows.

Of All The Ways Of Defining Man, The Worst Is The One Which Makes Him Out To Be A Rational Animal.

A Dictionary Is Merely The Universe Arranged In Alphabetical Order.

A People Living Under The Perpetual Menace Of War And Invasion Is Very Easy To Govern. It Demands No Social Reform. It Does Not Haggle Over Expenditures For Armaments And Military Equipment. It Pays Without Discussion, It Ruins Itself, And That Is An Excellent Thing For The Syndicates Of Financiers And Manufacturers For Whom Patriotic Terrors Are An Abundant Source Of Gain.