The Funny Thing Is, All My Friends

I Know How Easy It Is To Put Your Foot In Your Mouth.

Stand-up Can Take You In So Many Different Places, Man. So Many Doors Can Be Opened Up From Stand-up Comedy, And The First One That Was Opened Up For Me Was Acting.

My Show 'the Big House' Was Picked Up; They Flew Me To New York. I'm About To Step On Stage To Announce 's 'the Big House.' And A Hand Grabs My Shoulder, 'kevin No, They Just Decided To Cancel It.' It's A Serious Smack-in-the-face Business, And Either You Can Take It, Or You Can't.

I've Pushed Several Women In Front Of Violent Situations. My Rule Is Save Myself First.

I'm Not Russell Crowe. I'm Not Going To Do A Period Piece.