The Freedom To Make A Fortune On

Never Shake Hands With Colleagues In Court; The Customers Think You're Making Deals.

It Is Desperately Important To Remember When Enough Is Enough, When You've Finished The Scene.

I Refuse To Spend My Life Worrying About What I Eat. There Is No Pleasure Worth Foregoing Just For An Extra Three Years In The Geriatric Ward.

When... I Told My Father I Wanted To Be A Writer, He Had Asked Me To Consider My Unfortunate Wife, Who Would Have Me About The House All Day 'wearing A Dressing Gown, Brewing Tea And Stumped For Words'.

Marriage Is Like Pleading Guilty To An Indefinite Sentence. Without Parole.