The First Printed Mention Of Bagels... Is

Everyone, In Some Small Sacred Sanctuary Of The Self, Is Nuts.

You Understand People Better If You Look At Them-no Matter How Old Or Impressive Or Important They May Be-as If They Were Children. For Most Men Never Mature; They Simply Grow Taller.

Why Did God Give Me Two Ears And One Mouth? So That I Will Hear More And Talk Less.

Where Was It Ever Promised Us That Life On This Earth Can Ever Be Easy, Free From Conflict And Uncertainty, Devoid Of Anguish And Wonder And Pain? Those Who Seek The Folly Of Unrelieved 'happiness'-who Fear Moods, Who Shun Solitude, Who Do Not Know The Diginity Of Occasional Depression-can Find Bliss Easily Enough: In Tranquilizing Pills, Or In Senility. The Purpose Of Life Is Not To Be Happy.

Words Must Surely Be Counted Among The Most Powerful Drugs Man Ever Invented.