The First Guy Who Came Up With

This Generation Should Entertain This Generation. It's Only Fair. When I Was A Kid, I Mowed The Lawn. Now, Somebody Else's Kid Can Mow The Lawn.

Religion Is A Strange, Wonderful Thing. More Crimes Have Been Committed In The Name Of Righteousness Than Any Other Notion.

It's Faster Horses, Younger Women, Older Whiskey And More Money.

She Gave Her Heart To Jethro And Her Body To The Whole Wide World.

Old Dogs Care About You, Even When You Make Mistakes.