The Feeble-minded, The Neurotic, The Criminal, Perhaps,

If You Sweep A House, And Tend Its Fires And Fill Its Stove, And There Is Love In You All The Years You Are Doing This, Then You And That House Are Married, That House Is Yours.

Most People Who Become Suddenly Famous Overnight Will Find That They Lose Practically Eighty Percent Of Their Friends. Your Old Friends Just Can't Stand It For Some Reason.

Some Prisons Don't Allow Guitar Because The Strings Can Be Detached And Used As Weapons.

Every Day Is A New Day With Me. All Holds Are Off. All Contracts Are Forgotten.

I Don't Care What Anybody Says About Me As Long As It Isn't True.