The Feeble-minded, The Neurotic, The Criminal, Perhaps,

I've Never Worked For A Newspaper. I've Had Some Very Bad Reviews In Newspapers.

It's Bad Enough In Life To Do Without Something You Want; But Confound It, What Gets My Goat Is Not Being Able To Give Somebody Something You Want Them To Have.

Wrinkles And Bones, White Hair And Diamonds: I Can't Wait.

First, A Gorgeous Breakfast: Just Everything You Can Imagine From Flapjacks And Fried Squirrel To Hominy Grits And Honey In The Comb...we're So Impatient To Get At The Presents We Can't Eat A Mouthful.

It Is Very Seldom That A Person Loves Anyone They Cannot In Some Way Envy.